ああ、最愛の人、米国政府の閉鎖は92のCrypto ETFファイリングを凍るショールを投げました。
絶えずドラマ的な機関である米国証券取引委員会(SEC)は、岐路に立つことです。デジタル資産の証券法を近代化するための革新的な努力である *Project Crypto *とともに、Paul Atkins議長を入力してください。当然のことながら、これは政府が閉鎖されている間に起こり、規制冷凍庫に92のCrypto ETFアプリケーションを残します。進捗?停止。タイミング?完璧にひどい。 🙃

Source – X (formerly Twitter, darling, in case you’ve forgotten the rebrand.)
Project Crypto aims to clarify how crypto assets should be classified and regulated-because, *mon dieu*, who knew? Chairman Atkins, ever the optimist, insists not all crypto-tokens are securities. He’s instructed his staff to draft rules to clear up the regulatory fog. One wonders if they’ll also write a guide on surviving bureaucratic dysfunction. 📜
The project claims to promote crypto capital formation and market innovation based on blockchain. How very forward-thinking. Meanwhile, SEC staff can only perform “essential functions,” which, *apparently*, does not include reviewing proposals for new financial products. Essential, my foot. 🤦♀️
This delightful suspension has postponed decisions on over 90 altcoin ETF submissions, including spot ETFs on Solana, Cardano, and Litecoin. Investors and fund managers are left twiddling their thumbs, wondering if this unsound schedule is some cruel joke. The regular ETF season? Paralyzed. The drama? Unmatched. 🎭
Crypto ETFs: Stuck in Regulatory Purgatory 🥶
The shutdown’s effect on ETF applications is, *quelle surprise*, acute. Crypto-linked ETFs, once eagerly anticipated, are now frozen in place like characters in a Beckett play. These filings sought to create new avenues for investor exposure to cryptocurrencies in a regulatory environment that’s dynamic yet wary-like a cat on a hot tin roof. 🐱
As the SEC remains in deep freeze, applicants wait for the thaw, while market anticipations rise like soufflés in a French kitchen. Atkins, however, refuses to let America fall behind in crypto innovation. In a recent address to the America First Policy Institute, he vowed to act on recommendations from the Presidential Working Group on Digital Asset Markets. How very presidential. 🇺🇸
Project Crypto isn’t just about modernizing regulations; it’s poised to transform U.S. financial markets in line with blockchain technologies. The contrast between launching Project Crypto amidst a regulatory freeze highlights the convoluted state of U.S. crypto regulation-a balancing act between innovation and institutional inertia. Tightrope walking, anyone? 🎪
In conclusion, darling, the SEC’s current predicament is a masterclass in bureaucratic irony. Innovation? Yes, please. Actual progress? Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 🎩✨
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