仮想通貨ETFの熱狂:米国政府はあなたの投資を救うのか、それとも売却するのか? 🤔

Alright, so the US government decides to stop shutdown-ing, and suddenly, everyone’s talking about crypto ETFs like it’s the last slice of pizza at a Knicks game. Yeah, the geniuses at the SEC are gonna be approving a billion new ETFs. Because, you know, nothing screams stability like bubbles popping left and right, right?

Market analysts are all hyped, saying it’s gonna be “ETF-palooza in crypto land,” like it’s Woodstock, but for nerds and suits. Matt Hougan, from Bitwise – never heard of him – is practically shouting that we’re gonna get a hundred-plus launches! And apparently, index-based crypto ETPs are the new shiny object for Passive Joe. Because what could possibly go wrong with putting all your money into crypto indexes? Oh wait, I forgot, it’s “crypto,” not “safe investment.”

仮想通貨ETFは下手なヘアカット以上に出血している! 💉

Yeah, so these ETFs are like that leaky faucet – lots of capital coming in, and then, promptly, leaking out. Makes you want to yell, “Enough with the drama!”

Canary Capital’s XRP ETF had a huge debut, $58 million on day one. Impressive, right? Nah, XRP is down 13% this week. Classic-if you buy high, you cry later.

Bitcoin ETFs? Even worse! $1.1 billion in outflows just this month. Yeah, people are running for the hills faster than you can say “pump and dump.” And the average Bitcoin ETF cost basis? About $89,600. Guess what? Bitcoin dipped below that-so, congratulations, you’re underwater!

その間、長期保有のクジラはまるでハッピーアワーのように売れ続けた。 10月と11月でしょうか?彼らは実際に現金化に関する本を書きました。そして今、市場は依然として坂を下っています。誰が予想したでしょうか?

それで、皆さん、バックルを締めてください。この旅はまだ終わっていません。市場は出血し、ETFは溶ける――それは完璧な嵐だ。もしかしたらこれはやめておいたほうがいいかもしれないね?あるいは、政府の魔法の杖がすべてを解決してくれることを願うばかりです。はぁ!

2025-11-19 19:17