CryptoのCEOは、ビットコインが$ 100kを粉砕するにつれて帽子を食べます、「サイクル理論は死んでいる」と宣言します。

数え切れないほどのスクリーンの淡い輝きで数字がちらつき、声が毎秒バイトで測定される現代の市場の静けさでは、眠いロシアの池を越えたヘロンの飛行と同じように、風景の変化が吹き飛ばされました。誰がそれを予言できたでしょうか? Ki Young Juでさえ、暗号化の陰気な首長であり、彼のデータの山の上に落ち着きなく腰掛けていませんでした。かつて運命の預言者であった彼は、今ではビットコインの最新のバレエに100,000ドルを超えるように、ほとんどコミカルに絡み合っていることに気づきました。

市場全体(不安な人物のギャラリー)は、息を切らし、手に帽子をかぶっており、さらなる衰退のためにブレース、目が期待され、財布がひきつりました。悲しいかな、彼らはビットコインの上向きの飛躍の素晴らしい驚きで報われました。眠い村に広がる地方のゴシップよりも速いです。

どのサイクル?時間は平らなです。多分メビウスストリップ?

Recently, in the digital agora known as X (neither roman numeral nor unknown treasure), Ki Young Ju confessed with the humility of a landowner caught at his own card table: this market, much like a Russian estate under new management, is not what it once was. Gone, he says, are the days when a few weathered whales, canny retail traders, or miners with pickaxes—real or metaphorical—could tilt the tides. The ancient matriarchs of crypto, with their secret hoards, can sell off their fortunes, but the market, unbothered, strolls on as if meeting a distant cousin at tea.

The culprit? A heaping, gurgling influx of new coin, poured onto the scene like vodka at a rural wedding. Young points an amused finger at the rise of Spot Bitcoin ETFs, sanctioned with all the sternness of His Imperial Majesty, the SEC, in 2024. Here now are new actors, mysterious and deep-pocketed, institutional aristocrats gliding into the ballroom, glancing dismissively at the local merchants and their worn boots.

The result? Whales may blubber and flail, but their waves scarcely ripple this ocean. The CEO, dusting off his metaphysical overcoat, suggests it is perhaps the hour to bid farewell to the “cycle theory”—a concept already so battered and weary, it begs for a vacation from all these booms and busts.

Liquidity, now a wayward spirit, hails from unfamiliar sources. “Do not, gentle traders, bother yourselves so much with old whales,” Young muses, stroking his data. “Instead, keep your watchful eyes fixed on the new-fangled institutions and ETFs. Their pockets are deep enough to hide a czar.”

Yet, in spite of his sudden optimism—one could almost mistake it for joy—the CEO remains vexed, caught in philosophical reverie. Is the market truly bullish or bearish? He shrugs, noting with dry irony that indicators are “hanging around the borderline,” like bored students loitering at the edge of a field during harvest.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin, like a patient hunter, does not pause for these existential musings. It stalks new peaks, lining investors’ pockets with profit. Nearly every Bitcoin holder, 99% they say, is flushed with gain. The last time so many Russians were so rich, the novels had twice as much ennui.

2025-05-10 12:04