Crypto Chaos:7月の1億4,200万ドルの強盗Extravaganza🎭💰

ああ、なんて月だった、親愛なる読者! 7月は、焦げた太陽とさらに暑い暗号の強盗で、ゴーゴルのキャラクターさえも赤面してしまう泥棒の光景をもたらしました。驚異的な1億4,200万ドルがエーテルに消え、貧しい魂であるコインドッチは空のバッグを保持していたまま4,400万ドル軽くなりました。ああ、人の愚かさ! 🤑💨

デジタル夢の壮大なバザールである暗号の世界は、7月にさらに別の打撃を受けました。 17の攻撃、1億4,200万ドルが盗まれました。6月のわずか1億1,100万ドルから27%の飛躍です。ブロックチェーンセキュリティ、あなたは言いますか?ハ!これらの悪党の重みの下で古いピロゾクのように崩れます。 🥧🤦‍♂ 🥧🤦‍♂️

CoinDCX, the Indian crypto exchange, bore the brunt of this madness. $44.2 million spirited away by a hack so devious, it involved malware planted on a developer’s laptop. Ah, Rahul Agarwal, poor fellow, lured by a fake job offer, became the unwitting pawn in this grand farce. His laptop, once a tool of creation, turned into a gateway for thieves. Arrested in Bengaluru, he claims innocence—but does the nose of a culprit not grow long in such tales? 🤥👮‍♂️

CoinDCX: The Crown Jewel of July’s Misfortunes

On the fateful day of July 18, the exchange’s coffers were plundered. An internal account, meant for liquidity, became the treasure chest for these digital pirates. CEO Sumit Gupta, with a heavy heart, assured the masses: customer wallets remain untouched. Small comfort, indeed, for those who lost their fortunes! 🏛️💔

And what of GMX, the decentralized darling? $42 million vanished in a blink, only to be returned—partially, mind you—by the very thief who took it. A Robin Hood of the blockchain? Or a cunning ploy to evade the noose? PeckShield reports $40.5 million returned, yet the stain of vulnerability remains. Ah, the theater of it all! 🎭💸

The Parade of Woes Continues

BigONE Exchange, WOO X, Future Protocol—each fell like dominoes in this grand spectacle. $28 million here, $14 million there, and $4.2 million gone in the blink of an eye. Phishing attacks, compromised devices—the methods are as varied as the fools who fall for them. 🕳️🐟

WOO X, a Taiwanese platform, lost $14 million to a phishing scheme. A team member’s device, compromised, became the key to the kingdom. Ah, the folly of trusting a stranger’s email! 📧🤡

— Halborn (@HalbornSecurity)

Social engineering, they call it—the art of tricking the gullible. Rob Behnke, the wise chairman of Halborn, warns: backend systems and employee devices are the new frontier for these digital brigands. And the blockchains? Bitcoin, Ethereum, Binance Coin, Arbitrum—none are safe from this plague. 🦠🔒

Over $2 billion stolen in the first half of the year alone. Audits, you say? Ha! Smart contracts may be scrutinized, but the human heart remains a mystery, and a weakness. Hackers, those cunning devils, adapt and thrive. What a world, what a world! 🌍🤹‍♂️

2025-08-02 02:12