Crypto Thievesが企業になった方法 – Rent-a-Carのようにマルウェアを評価しました! 😜

コインがポケットではなく、冷たい財布の聖域に輝くデジタルバベルの煙のhazeの中で、 crypto排水機の妖精が忍び寄る – かつては、かつては類似したハッカーの謎めいた魔術であり、今ではそれは滑らかなasの輪のようなホットケーキのように行われました。奇妙な変態:とらえどころのないコンジュレーションからソフトウェアとしてのサービスまで。悪党が顧客に優しい笑顔を着る時代へようこそ。

4月の日に、春が4月のシャワーと格闘したように、これらのサイバーセンチネルであるアムボットはベールを持ち上げました。わずか100〜300 USDTの場合、あなたはあなた自身のデジタル・クレプトマニアックを借りるかもしれません。スクーターを借りるのと同じくらい簡単に犯罪を借りることは、はるかに合法ではなく、神経質になる2倍です。

Crypto drainer visual

Amlbotの不可解な帝国を司会するSlava Demchukは、Cryptomoonに打ち明け、CryptoscamのElixirが深い錬金術の知識を要求した。今、ゲートが開いています。 「Ikeaの家具を組み立てることほど難しくありません。本棚の代わりに、デジタルスリを手に入れることができます」と彼は冗談を言った。イニシエートは、basededされたトリックスターが不可解な方向の巻物を引き渡す不可解なフォーラムに集まります。フィッシングスワッシュバックラーは、デジタルのいたずらの卒業生である暗号排水者に進化します。

ロシアのサイバー犯罪:ほとんど観光客の魅力

The DaaS purveyors, now rising like bolder rogues in the carnival of crime, have even set up booths at IT conferences. Imagine sipping overpriced coffee while your friendly neighborhood hacker offers demos of nefarious software—cheeky, isn’t it?

“CryptoGrab strutted its stuff like any respectable vendor,” Demchuk mused. “And all under the benevolent eyes of Russian law, where hacking stays kosher as long as you don’t pick pockets beyond the post-Soviet fence.”

Indeed, it’s an open secret—ransomware strains politely tiptoe past Russian keyboards, retreating sheepishly if detected. Typhon Reborn v2, another digital klepto, plays favorites too: it deactivates if sniffing an IP from post-Soviet lands, because even hackers abide by local ‘rules’. Police crackdowns are reserved for cross-border marauders. A curious code of honor—or maybe just pragmatism.

The Never-Ending Buffet of Digital Drainers

Demchuk tells us these SaaS malefactors mingle in the shadows of gray and black hat forums, bustling Telegram channels, and marketplaces where secrets exchange hands like whispered gossip. The numbers tell a tale more twisted than Dostoevsky: 2024 has seen drainers pilfering nearly half a billion dollars—up 67% from last year—while victims rise modestly, like unwanted houseplants.

Developers for these sinister scripts don’t lurk solely in basements; job ads appear openly, though coated in a veneer of cryptic professionalism. One such request—to craft a drainer for Hedera’s HBAR wallets—was penned in Russian, perhaps a nod to the empire that favors subtlety over loud alarms.

“The Telegram code scribblers’ chat spilled these offers like unwanted secrets spilled tea—quickly deleted, yet already greedily noted.”

Once confined to the foggy recesses of clearnet and Tor caverns, much of this activity now flutters through Telegram’s halls—safe, until whispers of data sharing with authorities forced a melancholic exodus back to the privacy of Tor’s embrace.

“When Telegram betrayed the shadows,” the investigator whispered, “the hiding spots shifted, as all chameleons must.”

Yet, with their heads on a swivel, these digital bandits watch nervously as Telegram’s Pavel Durov hints at fleeing continents rather than installing backdoors—an ironic stand from the very man whose platform once seemed a refuge for every shade of secret.

Thus unfolds the curious theater of modern cybercrime, where malware is a service, hackers are businesspeople, and the rules are as fluid as the cryptocurrencies they covet. A comedy of errors, or a tragedy in the making? Time, that relentless observer, shall tell—with a smirk. 😏

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2025-04-23 13:15