Ah, the world of finance! It’s a peculiar place where even a scandal can take a turn for the bizarre. Take Stuart Alderoty, Ripple’s chief legal officer, who has taken it upon himself to point an accusatory finger at the SEC, claiming their post-DOJ “follow-on” actions are a veritable bonanza of waste. I mean, who doesn’t love a good waste of resources? 😂
“These cases add little value, often result in uncollectible penalties, and are more about headlines than investor protection,” lamented Alderoty. Yes, let’s give a standing ovation for yet another instance of governmental acrobatics involving little to no impact on actual investor protection! 🎭
It seems pretty standard for the SEC’s civil complaints to do a little waltz alongside the DOJ’s criminal charges, as if the two have choreographed their roles in this grand theatrical performance. Alderoty was quite thankful to illustrate this with the FTX debacle, where the SEC decided to file civil securities fraud charges against Sam Bankman-Fried right after the DOJ’s curtain call in late 2022. Bravo! 👏
Not to be outdone, Prager Metis, the former auditor of that sinking ship called FTX, also decided to join in on the fun, agreeing to cough up $1.95 million to settle SEC charges for their stunning display of negligence. If there were a prize for “Who Can Shift Blame While Paying a Penalty,” they’d be front-runners! 🏆
And let’s not forget the Coinbase insider trading saga, where the SEC and DOJ decided to be dance partners back in 2022. A real duet, showcasing parallel charges while investors looked on in delight or dismay—your pick! 🎤
Amidst this circus, Alderoty has boldly suggested that the SEC ought to concentrate on its “core mission,” rather than double-dipping like a glutton at a nacho bar. “The SEC should focus on its core mission instead of duplicating efforts,” he insisted. One can only imagine the rolling eyes occurring in boardrooms across Washington.😏
Backing up Alderoty was Paul Grewal of Coinbase, who chimed in with, “Yes. Especially when the DOJ could have pursued securities fraud charges but after carefully investigating chose only to charge wire fraud.” It’s comforting to know there is at least a modicum of strategy at play—if you squint really hard! 👀
The SEC’s Crypto Enforcement: The Final Curtain Falls
Last year, Alderoty, a vocal critic in the SEC’s chorus, suggested the agency might want to ditch any non-fraud crypto cases, because, let’s face it, who has time for that? Former SEC official John Reed Stark jumped on the bandwagon too, declaring that the SEC’s crypto enforcement was effectively boiled to a perfect mush.
Stark also took a wild guess that the agency’s appeal against Ripple might just vanish into thin air. Just like the remnants of every dollar ever wasted in this whole debacle! 🎩✨
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