UNIが月へ？ 🚀 8 億 4,200 万ドルを燃やしましょう!

それで、デジタルダストをシャッフルするための小さなマシンである Uniswap が、突然大金を燃やすことに決めたのでしょうか？ 💸 UNI では 28% ジャンプする、と彼らは言います。 8 億 4,200 万ドルが丸ごと煙になってしまいました!誰かがついに目覚めて… 料金の匂いを嗅いだようです。

このUNIトークンは震えて揺れ、1日で28％上昇しました。これまでに見たことのないピークに到達 – 8.42 ドル。すべては、誰かが歯車をいじくり回し、実際に料金を請求し始めたからです。想像してみてください！

このシバン全体を生み出した仲間であるヘイデン・アダムズは、これを「統一」計画と呼んでいます。カットをすることを意味する大げさな名前だと思いませんか?彼の研究室と財団と協力して、プロトコル手数料のスイッチを入れ、現在流通している UNI トークンの数を劇的に減らしています。なんとも寛大ですね！ 🙄

Uniswap の新しい提案: 彼らはついにその期限を望んでいます

For years, Uniswap just…let the fees drift away like dandelion seeds. Now, suddenly, 0.3% of every trade? Oh, the audacity! 0.25% goes to those providing the coin-swapping service, and 0.05%…well, that’s for the house. Of course. 🤔

And what will they do with this 0.05%? Why, burn UNI tokens, naturally! A grand gesture of…scarcity? It’s a one-time pyre of 100 million tokens from the treasury. A tidy sum, really. $842 million worth of digital kindling. 🔥

This retroactive burn, they claim, covers all the forgotten fees. Like finding a lost button in your coat pocket and realizing it’s made of gold. But, let’s be honest, it’s a clever way to manufacture demand. 😈

They say “supply shock” will send the price soaring. Naturally. Less tokens, more scramble. A simple equation, really. It’s like a digital game of musical chairs, and they’re taking some chairs away. 😈

There’s talk of incentives for those who supply the coins and a new version, v4, which will apparently squeeze fees from other liquidity providers. Oh, the layers of extraction! They’ll have a fee for breathing soon. 😮

And, of course, Uniswap Labs will now only work on things that the governance approves. As if.

UNI Price Outlook: The Masses React (and Speculate)

The news sent UNI scrambling upwards, to a two-month high, with trading volume inflating like a particularly greedy balloon. Technical indicators, those mystical oracles of the market, are chirping happily about “bullish momentum.” 🦜 As if the indicators themselves are investing.

The RSI is above “neutral” (whatever that means), and the MACD is “positive” (even more meaningless jargon). Apparently, confidence is rising. Investors are probably just relieved someone is doing something, anything, with Uniswap.

If UNI manages to break through $9.41 and $10.52, they say it could reach $12.29. Naturally. It always could. But prices could also briefly dip to $7.66 and $6.40. Because, why wouldn’t they? 🤪

Hayden Adams is calling it a “milestone.” Oh, a milestone, is it? Well, isn’t that lovely. He believes this shows Uniswap will be the place for swapping tokens. A bold claim in a sea of would-be exchanges.

This UNIfication, they say, will transform the market. Well, it will certainly transform the pockets of those collecting the fees. Whether it lasts, only time-and the whims of the market-will tell. 🤷

2025-11-12 10:01